If you were faced with Him in all His glory

What would you ask if you had just one question?


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Uh, hi! This is Ca- I mean Chuck Shurley, just- Chuck, sorry. [Indistinct fumbling noises] Leave a message after the beep and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Thanks?

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[Lucifer and Michael do spend enough time there to justify decorating, but no, Chuck. Wallpaper gets a skeptical 'ew, gross' borderline-Valley Girl look.]

He wanted to see your new accessory.

[Who needs to decorate with gaudy wallpaper when they've got very large windows that have views with nothing but sky or sea from any room in the house. Michael may have gotten rid of or moved windows in order to accomplish that.]

It's better without wallpaper.

[With a soft thunk he closes the book and stands so he can move closer to the pair. He offers out the banana to Chuck.]

It looks like a bachelor pad.

[Then Chuck takes the banana, thoroughly bemused, and starts sort of... holding it out to the macaw. The parrot looks him up and down (literally, head bobbing cartoonishly as she side-eyes him) skeptically before leaning in, bracing one foot on the banana, and taking a honkin' bite.]

Damn. [Softly.] It looks a little like a bird one of my old girlfriends had- except this one isn't evil.

Shocking, isn't it. [His tone isn't harsh enough to be sarcastic. Amused, maybe.] But I didn't want it taking chunks out of our vessels' faces.

What should it look like if not a bachelor pad?

[They were bachelors and would probably always be bachelors so Michael thought the apartment was suitable. He watches as Chuck feeds the bird.]

She's a well-behaved bird.

[How is his life so surreal. How did he get here. What do.

...Chuck just blinks bemusedly at the animal, smiling a little when it makes a noise at him.]


What's her name? ...His.

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