If you were faced with Him in all His glory

What would you ask if you had just one question?


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Uh, hi! This is Ca- I mean Chuck Shurley, just- Chuck, sorry. [Indistinct fumbling noises] Leave a message after the beep and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Thanks?

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They don't.

...Uh, how old are you, again?

Buck fifty and some.

Jesus.

Don't worry, Gramps, you don't have to go anywhere. I'll come to you. Just put Matlock on.

Yeah yeah. You asked.

I was expecting, like. Seventy or something.

Was seventy about seventy years ago. [Now he's just being a jackass.]

Whatever. I'm coming over and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

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Door's open.

[About... sob, two hours later, Chuck comes rolling up to the apartment building and up to Spike's door. Look, wheelchairs are bitches to navigate, okay?

Cue doorbell ringing etc.]



Come in. [But wait he hears the wheels. GETTING UP to open the door.]

Forgot about the chair. [Now he feels bad. He shouldv've Mary Poppins'd over to see you :( But now he's stepping back for Chuck to come in, two kittens darting past to hide under Peter's bed.]

It's okay. [Wheeling in creeaakily.] I'm thinking of attaching jet engines.

[He winces a little at the noise--super senses and all.] Guess I don't have to worry about finding you a place to sit, at least.

Nope. [He smirks a little and adjusts in the wheelchair- outfitted as it is, with padding, cushioning, and a recliner thingy that Magneto pimped it out with the day he came home from the hospital. Chuck wheels over to a convenient spot and turns around.]

So what's happening?

You're looking at it, huh? What'd you expect?

A three-ring circus. Way to be a cranky-ass.

[He reaches into a side pocket and pulls out a flask.] So, Fred.

...Fred? What about 'er? [he's eyeing that flask.]

You're friends with her, right?

Course. Knew her back home.

She seems pretty cool. [Incredibly casual nothing to see here.]

... She do something? She's not in trouble is she?

...What? No! No, she's fine. She's great.

...Good. Have Superman keeping a supersonic ear out, but if you've been hanging around her you make sure she's not getting in with anything unsavorylike. [Dad much]

....Why would you assume that someone would only bring her up if something bad was happening?

Not assuming anything. ...Did you have somethin' to tell me? About Fred?

Not really, I was just kind of... wondering about her.

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